Saturday, April 18, 2015

Quotes about Matrimony

image of Prince William of Wales kissing Kate Middleton on their wedding day
Wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton
Marriage is a lot of things; an alliance, a sacrament, a comedy, or a mistake; but it definitely is not a partnership because that implies equal gain. And every right thinking woman knows the profit in matrimony is by all odds hers. Phyllis McGinley 

There are few wives so perfect as not to give their husbands at least once a day good reason to repent of ever having married, or at least of envying those who are unmarried. LA Bruyere 

The wives who are not deserted, but who have to feed and clothe, comfort, scold and advise, are the true objects of commiseration; wives whose existence is given over to a ceaseless vigil of cantankerous affection. William McFee  

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Woody Allen 

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. Mark Twain

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature. Aeschylus  

There’s one consolation about matrimony. When you look around you can always see somebody who did worse.  Warren H Goldsmith

Well married a man is winged; ill matched he is shackled. Henry Ward Beecher

That is partly why women marry; to keep up the fiction of being in the hub of things.  Elizabeth Bowen 

The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband’s bravery is only bravado, and that his strength is only a uniform, and that his power is a gun in the hands of a fool. Pearl S. Buck 

Matrimony is a good deal like a circus; there is not as much in it as represented in the advertisement. Edgar Watson Howe 

It is a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible, and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as he can. George Bernard Shaw  

Though women are angels, yet wedlock’s the devil. Byron

There isn’t a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her own mind, and knows him as well as if she had ordered him after designs and specifications of her own. Charles Dudley Warner 

To marry a woman you love and who loves you is to lay a wager with her as to who will stop loving the other first. Alfred Capus

Show me one couple unhappy merely on account of their limited circumstances, and I will show you ten who are wretched from other causes. Samuel Taylor Coleridge. 

A gentleman who had been very unhappy in matrimony, married immediately after his wife died. It was said that this was the triumph of hope over experience. Samuel Johnson 

A good husband is the best sort of plaster for the cure of a young woman’s ailments. Moliere 

Most of the beauty of women evaporates when they achieve domestic happiness at the price of their independence. Cyril Connolly

Many a man that could rule a hundred million strangers with an iron hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hall when he arrives home late at night. Finley Peter Dunne

More belongs to matrimony than four legs in a bed. Thomas Fuller 

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity. Goethe

If married couples did not live together, happy matrimony would be more frequent. Nietzsche 

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. Homer

There are six requisites in every happy marriage. The first is faith and the remaining five are confidence. Elbert Hubbard

Matrimony was all a woman’s idea, and for man’s acceptance of the pretty yolk it becomes us to be grateful. Phyllis Mc Ginley  

What is wedlock forced but a hell, an age of discord and continual strife? Whereas the contrary brings bliss and is a pattern of celestial peace. Shakespeare 

No man knows what the wife of his bosom is until he has gone with her through the fiery trials of this world. Washington Irving

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home and broods a nest of sorrows. Jeremy Taylor

It is so far from being natural for a man and a woman to live in a state of matrimony, that we find all the motives which they have for remaining in that connection, and the restraints which civilized society imposes to prevent separation, are hardly sufficient to keep them together. Samuel Johnson

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question; do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age?  Nietzsche 

If a woman is to capture the lost companionship with man and child, she must once more forget herself, as she did in the old pioneer days, and follow them into the world. Pearl S. Buck

Matrimony is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness. Langdon Mitchell 

The fickleness of the woman I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. George Bernard Shaw 

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded bus. Ogden Nash

In married life three is company and two is none. Oscar Wilde 

Matrimony is tolerable enough in its way if your easygoing and don’t expect too much from it. But it doesn’t bear thinking about. George Bernard Shaw 

It is a matter of life and death for married people to interrupt each other’s stories; for if they did not, they would burst. Logan Pearsall Smith

I read about divorce, and I can’t see why two people can’t get along together in harmony, and I see two people and I can’t see how either of them can live with the other. Franklin P. Adams  

We study ourselves three weeks, we love each other three months, we squabble three years, and we tolerate each other thirty years, and then the children start all over again. Hippolyte Taine 

Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love’s tragedies. Oscar Wilde

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief. Francis Bacon